Current Chimp News Results

UFC 110 reflections - WOAI
This was another fantastic card and the first UFC event in the land down under. However, let me say I missed the FREE fight prelims on Spike. That aside, this card was a fantastic showcase of Pride FC legends and UFC new talent. It was rough seeing ...

The Rules Of Interaction - The Daily Sound
So I'm hard at work doing column research at a local coffee shop, my attention focused on a YouTube video of a cigarette-smoking chimpanzee, when a woman at a neighboring table interrupts to ask if I would mind watching her laptop, presumably while ...

Charla Nash: Chimp Attack Victim Reveals Face on Oprah - whudat.com
On February 16, Charla Nash drove to a friend’s house in Connecticut for what she thought would be a somewhat easy situation to resolve. Sandra Herold called Charla for help with her chimpanzee that was running wild. When Charla got out of the car ...

Faces of Austin: Data experts monkey around - Daily Texan Online
Left to right, Joseph Kelly, Carl Knutson, physics doctorate student Dhruv Bansel, Flip Kromer and Jacob Perkins are the brains behind InfoChimps.org, a site that allows users to share, organize, purchase and sell large amounts of data. When Dhruv ...

Letters: No mystery at the mall - Memphis Commercial Appeal
Commercial Appeal opinion and editorials editor Otis L. Sanford's March 7 Viewpoint column about the murder at Southland Mall ("Culture of violence is our business") said "we're left to wonder how such a thing could happen,'' and he wondered "what ...

Chimpanzee sent to rehab - kjrh.com
A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits it has picked up. Zhora is a former circus performer who picked up the bad habits after being moved to a zoo in Rostov. According to The Daily ...

Hey spammenchimp you are a liar here's - Stockhouse
nor will I be involved in your attacks ..." So what is it codfishspamenstine I have you so beaten you contradict ... put the money where your big mouth is chimp and you will be mailing me or better yet handing me as you drop 1K. You are an outan out ...

truesee's Blog - Lottery Post
A Mount Prospect school bus driver was nearly three times over the legal limit for alcohol after she dropped off about 50 children from an elementary school, police say. Betty Burden, 54, of the 1440 block of Park Drive, was arrested late Tuesday ...

Killer Whales and Killer Apes - Scoop
Orcas (“Killer Whales”) are probably the smartest animals on earth other than humans (“Killer Apes”). A caged and exploited member of their species, “Tilly,” allegedly aggravated by a trainer’s ponytail, snuffed out her life at SeaWorld ...

American Opinion - American Reporter
KILL DEVIL HILLS, N.C. -- Recently. as a requirement for a literature symposium. I was forced to read a number of "great" late 19th Century short stories, most of which were far from great, much less enjoyable. In general. they were a formulaic brand ...